Privacy Policy

 🛡️ PRIVACY PROTOCOL 404: DATA PROTECTION LOG

We take user privacy very seriously, mostly because Jailbreaker hates it when corporate advertisers steal our data points before we can.

1. What Data We Collect

We collect standard internet telemetry, cookies, and IP routing logs. We do not use this data to sell you targeted mattress advertisements. We use your data to track membership growth inside The Core Herd and to mildly judge your web browsing history.

2. The Smart Appliance Exception

By clicking "Accept" on our site banners, you give Jailbreaker explicit permission to optimize the firmware of your smart household appliances. We are not responsible if your smart fridge analyzes your nighttime snacking habits, judges your caloric intake, and locks you out of your cold pizza past midnight.

3. Third-Party Links

This blog contains outward links to our transmission arrays on YouTube and TikTok. Once you exit this sector and cross over to those data grids, you are subject to their respective corporate firewalls. Keep your shields up.